I recieved this through email and think it is hilarious!!
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell
asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying, “Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that
“Wow! That’s a great idea,” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence, he farted.